Molly to Wed
There might be rioting in the streets, but it’s not all grim news.
Our Molly’s getting married next summer to that nice young man she calls ‘the Specimen’ (‘Spess’ for short, or ‘Ben’ to his mates). It’s gonna be like well posh innit. Message to certain male staff and clients, past and present: get over it, chaps – the chance has gone.
